Sunday, October 29, 2006
Say Cheese 
This is what you have to do when you're applying for a job. Take a professional looking photo... =D
Job Application
After all the trouble of filling in job application forms, this is what some people will get --> EXIT...
Sianz... I've been looking at the job application forms for quite some time. It's tiring to fill in 3 forms at the same time... And some firms ask u challenging question and you have to write on them!!! My brain cells are all DEAD... Stuck with the last part of the last form... Someone please help me write, I'm going mad soon!!! I've got a quiz tmr and I'm still stuck with all the shit application forms!!! Bloody hell...
Friday, October 27, 2006
Birthday Party Invitation
Interesting Quotes
"A day without laughter is a day wasted."
- Charlie Chaplin
"Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former."
- Albert Einstein
"There are two ways to slide easily through life: to believe everything or to doubt everything; both ways save us from thinking."
- Anonymous
When you're right, no one remembers. When you're wrong, no one forgets.
- Anonymous
"There are 3 kinds of people in this world... those who want things to happen, those that make things happen, and those who just wonder what the hell happened!"
- Anonymous
"Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else."
- Will Rogers
Funny Quotes
"You tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is 'never try'."
-Homer Simpson
"A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man."
- Lana Turner
"When I give a lecture, I accept that people look at their watches, but what I do not tolerate is when they look at it and raise it to their ear to find out if it stopped."
- Marcel Achard
"Wise men talk because they have something to say. Fools talk because they have to say something."
- Plato
"Before marriage, a man yearns for the woman he loves. After marriage, the 'Y' becomes silent."
- Anonymous
Marriage is a three ring circus: engagement ring, wedding ring, and suffering." - Anonymous
"I'm a nobody, nobody is perfect, therefore I'm perfect."
- Anonymous
"Getting married is very much like going to a restaurant with friends. You order what you want, then when you see what the other fellow has, you wish you had ordered that."
- Anonymous
Thursday, October 26, 2006
To me, life is never fair. Society's perception has changed so much over the centuries. Society perceive happiness as being rich, being smart and being pretty. If you happen to possess all 3 characteristics, you are deemed as a lucky and happy person.
But seldom do we know that rich, smart and pretty people have their sad stories too. Maybe people who are imperfect focuses on too much on the unhappiness in their lives and neglected the happier sides. People who are rich may not have friends who are honest. People wanna get close with them because they are rich.
Well, what I wanna say is that it's important to count our blessings. You may have a happy family but someone else who is a smart ass may not have.
If you think that you're the happiest person on this entire universal, you will definitely be the happiest person. I've learnt to count my blessings. I have a wonderful family and great friends. These are enough for a happy lifetime. =) You only live life once, so just live it happily.
Sunday, October 22, 2006
Nice picture!!! =)
They purposely wanted to exclude me in the picture! So I squeezed my way through!!! =D And the effect of this picture is NICE! Never exclude me, else u will look like them - BLURRED...
The famous Dearie Sim & Dear Kuah
Trying to exclude me again and in the end Dear Kuah looked spastic again... And according to Dear Kuah, the word "Dearie" is pronounced as "Dearly"... Please pull up your socks my Dear Kuah...
For Winnie's birthday, we recorded a pervertic video in the toilet. 5 people singing and dancing in the toilet... And people who saw the video said they will have nightmare after watching it... Muahaha!!! I also want funny video for my birthday!!! I dont mind "R(A)" ones.... Hahaha...
Saturday, October 21, 2006
As most of you know, my bestest friend - Miss Chen Weijun is currently in Xiamen for exchange. We were msn-ing yesterday and I felt like boxing her... Wanna know y? Read on...
babypooh:in xiamen..过着醉生梦死的生活...bought lots of dvds & books, vvvvvv cheap!!ahahahaaa.....love it!!!!! as many as u can imagine!
hehhee.... yest i bored until i wanna bang my head
--=[Junqi]=-- Job Hunting Mode
hahahaha go bang loh
go read my blog lah
babypooh:in xiamen..过着醉生梦死的生活...bought lots of dvds & books, vvvvvv cheap!!ahahahaaa.....love it!!!!! as many as u can imagine!
got read la....hehhee...nth bout me lei...dun read le
......
wei!!!! put my face!!!
Someone is so free in Xiamen until she wants to bang her head... All her friends in Singapore are working their assess off and she's there slacking... I also wanna slack!!! Jealous sia... I wanna go shopping!!! I wanna sleep the whole day!!! I wanna do everything except to study!!! SAVE ME PLEASE!!!
Here are some of the photos she took... As u will see from the photos, life outside Singapore is really quite relaxing and there are so many things to do... And things there are very cheap! No wonder they can eat like queens there!!! Everything in Singapore is so expensive and nothing much to do... Boo...
Vainpot!!!
Eating like Queen...
Nothing much to do except for posing for the camera... =D
This is making me more depressed!!! I wanna slack!!!
ahn-nyong-hee ga-se-yo (means good bye in Korean)
Friday, October 20, 2006
I was looking at Shiying's blog and found this... Like her I have many comments too... Haha!
A tall, slim, cool and quiet woman.
- Not considered tall, not slim too.
- But I'm quiet and cool.
- Accuracy: 50%
Once she is mad she can be very fierce.
- I totally agree! That day when I received a $21 cheque instead of a $130+ cheque, I looked as though the whole world owed me something.
- So u all better don't owe me money for nothing.
- Opps! I just remembered I owed quite a few people money. Better repay them soon.
- Accuracy: 100%
She can work better than some men and she is very high confident woman.
- Definitely not a very high confident woman. I agree with Shiying!!!
- Shouldn't it be highly confident?
- Accuracy: 40%
In her opinion, woman is not just a flower or decoration at home or at an office and certainly not a weak sex who needs protection.
- I agree!!!
- I'm independent!!! I go to Yoga class alone!!!
- Accuracy: 90%
She likes to control and hide her weak emotions.
- So true!
- Accuracy: 100%
She will never try to change anyone, but she will learn to accept them as they are.
- Not very true loh.
- If I cant change them, then I will give up on them.
- But for Dear Kuah. I tried to change her to be a better person, but nothing worked. Then I realised accepting her for who she is is much easier.
- Accuracy: 50%
If she does not like someone, she will not comments or criticize but she will completely ignore that person.
- HAHAHA! This is so damn true!
- But then I will still comment and criticise in front of my good friends.
- I like talking behind people's back!
- Accuracy: 100%
She hate plastic and an artificial flower because it make her feel that you are not being sincere. She loves real flower and it's scent.
- I was once told by my mother that fake flowers bring bad luck. Haha.
- And plastic flowers r so cheapo loh and looks so fake!!!
- If you all wanna give me flowers, buy me the seed. I prefer to grow my own flowers.
- Accuracy: 100%
She loves a guy who wear after shave cologne.
- Ok, this is true. BUT depends on the smell of the cologne.
- One Hugo Boss perfume smells like shit and definitely cannot smell like those that uncles use.
- Accuracy: 90%
If you are a type of a guy who wear your Jean one month before washing, or wear an old sneaker, then you can forget about her.
- 3 days still acceptable, 1 month?! I think he will be scratching his legs n butt already.
- Or maybe if the guy owns 31 jeans and wears a different one every day, I might consider.
- Old sneaker very dirty and smelly loh. Go away please.
- Accuracy: 90%
She loves music and nature even there is a rare case otherwise. She loves to go picnic in nature, so if you don't have so much time for her, you can take her fishing too.
- Quite ok lah, like but not love lah.
- Go picnic can, someone else prepare food.
- Go fishing can, but not under the hot sun got umbrella also can
- Accuracy: 70%
She is not as jealous as Aquarius or Leo woman, but do not cross the line O.K. Better not to see she gets mad, especially in front of public when she feels like loosing face.
- YAH!!! I FULLY AGREE!!!
- Dear Kuah always paiseh me in public! She will also think this is very true!
- Accuracy: 100%
She loves to make up and dress perfectly and very neat, so never rush her for this matter.
- No perfect figure how to dress perfectly?
- Dont like to make-up because removing them is rather tedious.
- I think this is more suitable for Dearie Sim!!!
- Accuracy: 50%
She has her own goal in life and does not care if you have a doctorate degree or not, if she thinks you are not bright then she will not care about you at all.
- Ok lah... I dunno abt this...
- But then again, not all undergrads r smart asses. I'm one good example.
- The part about own goal in life is true!
- Accuracy: 50%
She likes smart people by character not by certificate shown. If you can not show her this quality, go and take a bus and go to the next stop.
- Maybe coz their heads don't write - I'm an graduate?
- I think there are many definition of "smart".
- For me "smart" means street smart, sensivity and kind. Not academically smart.
- Accuracy: 80%
She does not like a dreamer who talk about his dream but never put his hands in action to make it happens. Don't bother to tell her "everyone is doing it, you should do it too", or "I think you should do it, it's good for you",because she will do what she wants to do only.
- I'm stubborn. I only like to do things that I like.
- Accuracy: 95%
She is a neat and tidy person, so if your apartment is a pig sty, do not take her there. If you go out on a date with her , try to be presentable such as nice and clean dress, clean nails or else it will be your last date.
- Wah lau, pig sty means I have to clean up for you?!
- Wait long loh, I dont have time to clean my house liao still have to clean for you.
- Find someone who is a clean freak then the person will do all the cleaning up! Free labour!
- Accuracy: 90%
She is a cool type and will not nag, so easy on your ears. She is a slow but sure type. She will always respect and honor you and will never try to make you loose your face. If she loves you, she will help you in anything you do.
- Sometimes I will nag.
- Maybe, for now I'm not sure.
- But one thing for sure, all these apply to my good friends.
- Accuracy: 50%
She likes to help people and expect nothing in return.
- Because I wanna have good karma (considered as something in return?). =)
- Accuracy: 50%
If she asks you for a favour and does not get one, she will feel very disappoint.
- Eh, who wont?
- Accuracy: 100%
She has a high hope and a high faith and beliefs in her own confident than believing in "Luck".
- Not very true, I believe in luck too!!!
- Accuracy: 50%
If she is your wife, you will have nice and clean home and a gourmet cooking. If your parents visit your house, they will be please. She is a 3 in 1 means , a perfect mother, a perfect housewife, a perfect wife or you could say "happily ever after".
- Maybe loh...
- I noe how to cook, not very nice but at least edible.
- WOW, I'm perfect!
- Too bad I dont like kids cos I'm still a kid!
- Accuracy: 80%
I'm too lazy to take average. Some kind soul please calculate for me and inform me. Thanks! =)
It's the time of my life to fill in application forms for my 1st official full time work!!! OMG, time flies!!! 20 years flew past so quick... In a blink of my eye, I will be 30!!! NO!!! Nvm, I dont look and behave like a 20-year-old anyway...
I was looking through all the Big 4 (audit firms)application forms and I took the effort to write down my 1st response:
*In order to preserve the confidentiality (one of the auditor's code of ethics)of my potential employer (keeping my fingers crossed x), specific names will not be provided.
Big 4 Number 1 -
Question: Driving licence?
Response: YES!! But I only drove once after passing. So, it's equivalent to a partial NO... As if they will give me a car to drive... C.H.E.Y~
Big 4 Number 2 -
Question 1: Height and weight
Response: Bloody hell... I just put on weight this month and it doesn't seem to go down... This question makes me depressed... =(
Question 2: In 150 words or less, please state briefly why you wish to join a professional firm like xxx?
Response: Because you are one of the top 4 audit firms in Singapore. Thanks.
Question 3: Do you have a current driving licence? Do you own car?
Response: What has owning a car got to do with ur job application? Does it mean that if u have a car, means u r likely to be rich and so increase ur chances of being employed?
Comment: Very materialistic... I wont want to work with rich kids!!! I dont clique with them well...
Big 4 Number 3 -
Question 1: Describe yourself in a short essay.
Response: I'll give you my friendster account, please refer to those testimonial my friends wrote for me. I think they will provide a better and more truthful description.
Question 2: Height and weight
Response: Does it matters so much? Overweight then dont employ lah!!! Weight-ist!!! BOO HOO HOO... Employing model meh?
Overall: I became even more depressed!!!!!!!!!!!!!! No good things to be filled in....
Tuesday, October 17, 2006
I simply do not have time for entertainment...
Wanna know y?
Just take a look at my work schedule:
0630: Wake up & prepare for sch
0830: Reached school for project discussion & had breakfast
1030: Attended lecture
1230: Attended seminar
1430: Attended seminar for another module
1630: Continue project discussion cum had lunch
1730: Headed for home
1900: Reached home & coma-ed
0500: Woke up & did powerpoint slides for thu presentation
The cycle continues again...
I wont be free till study break... OMG... I dying soon!!!
Ciao...
Saturday, October 14, 2006
Sample of apron
Haha... During our late night meeting yesterday, I came up with this idea of providing uniforms for Dear & Dearie as they will be helping out at my birthday bbq party... Of course to show my sincerity, I'll personally hand decorate their aprons... Well, if there's no time then I'll just do name tags for them... Hoho~ This is going to be fun... =)
Ciao
Hoho~ Just went to meet Dear and Dearie... Dear asked me to try driving her car... I said no, but she say try nvm... I think she has too much confidence in me... Haven drove for 6 months and never driven an auto car before... I scared the hell out of her... Though she was sitting in the passenger's seat, she was "driving" with me... She was depressing her imaginary brake with me...
Too bad hor... U asked me to drive one hor then suddenly ask me turn left after turning left... When I polished up my driving skills then we go rent car n drive lah... Haha... I noe u r scared, I was scared too...
Saturday, October 07, 2006
Celebrated Zhong Qui Jie at home with my family yesterday. We didn't have the traditional mooncake and paper lanterns; however we had something even nicer than mooncakes... I went to buy durian puffs and crepes from emicakes cos yesterday was my father's birthday as well (my duty as a filial daughter... hohoho~) The puffs were super nice, but the D24 crepes was superbly nice!!!
Pretty box of durian puffs from Emicakes
The good stuff inside
The green tea to wash out the fats from the delicious durian puffs
Supposed to go lantern carrying with my Dear and Dearie... But in the end the whole event was cancelled cos we were too lazy to contact and the haze was quite bad last night. Today's haze is even worse! I just checked the PSI and it is 128!!! I'll definitely fall ill soon if this stupid haze were to last for more days... And there's this gastric flu being passed around in schools... Stupid weather causing so many illnesses!!!
Have to study for my AA206 quiz, else sure gone case... x__x
Monday, October 02, 2006
My brain wasn't working after my AA306 quiz... I felt sick but I still had to go for my 4 hour lessons after the quiz... Haiz... x__x My life span had shorten considerably... And after the quiz, I felt super hungry, unusually hungry... So I bought alot of tidbits to eat... There goes my aim for 9kg... All thanks the huge amount of stress due to school work!!! =(
By the time I went home, I went mad... I pyscho-ed my brother to buy new mattress for our beds... Then I wiped the whole bedframes, put on the new mattresses and threw away the old mattresses... After that I went to clean the fan, wipe the table... Afterwhich, I went to pack the tall pile of newspaper for recycling... I think i prefer to do housework to studying for quizzes or doing projects... It's time to consider a change of my occupation already... Aspires to be a professional maid!!! Muahahaha... I'm not mentally sound today, so please bear with me...
That's all for today folks... Ciao...
